But then I got drunk, and now I am using auto correct to save my life, because, to be honest, every other word I type is underline with that red wiggly line. In case you were wondering, which you probably weren’t, I’ve been drinking and will continue to drink Screw Drivers. They are amazing.
I’m in a college dorm, one with white painted cinder block walls and someone is in my bathroom, which upsets me cause I need to pee…
