May 2012
6 posts
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April 2012
4 posts
March 2012
1 post
February 2012
3 posts
“I am just balls out awesome. It’s a lifestyle, not a choice.”
– A bad ass motherfucker
happily ever after.
It wasn’t until recently did I finally understand that lethal mantra we’ve all been told, the whole ‘happily ever after’. That little phrase is more dangerous to a child’s mind then pornography or some snuff film. We raise children to think that one day, no matter what decisions are made in life, or how we handle situations, that we will find a happily ever after. One...
January 2012
1 post
You want to live your life independenthly
So that’s adorable. You think people to care?
December 2011
2 posts
November 2011
8 posts
I was going to type something...
But then I got drunk, and now I am using auto correct to save my life, because, to be honest, every other word I type is underline with that red wiggly line. In case you were wondering, which you probably weren’t, I’ve been drinking and will continue to drink Screw Drivers. They are amazing.
I’m in a college dorm, one with white painted cinder block walls and someone is in my...
Talk That Talk
Walk that walk
Do that shit.
October 2011
2 posts
Just leave the party with me, and never go home
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September 2011
2 posts
Why can't I be both, Human and Dancer?
You're as cool as ice cream.
August 2011
2 posts
Dear asians,
Please wear a nag tag, or something. It’s getting rude.
Sincerely,
The rest of the world
July 2011
6 posts
3 tags
Nice Guys Finish Last.
This is to all the girls who keep asking ‘where is my knight in shining armor?’ The girls, who after numerous collapsed relationships and bitter endings, ask ‘where did all the nice guys go?’ This is for you. Nice-guy-Johnny is dead. Dead from the one-way street of respect and attention that has gone on for too long.
He is the guy that you can call late at night because someone said something...
I will deliver, you know I'm a forgiver.
June 2011
3 posts
May 2011
10 posts
To girlfriends...
when your boyfriend breaks up with you, and he goes out the next weekend to hang out with his friends, and they are staying out late, do not call him and make him stay on the phone for hours as you spill your pathetic heart out. I will take the phone, and I will make you cry, and I will not feel bad about it. If you interrupt my friday nights and my sleeping I will make you pay in tears.
Garbage men are the Devil.
We all know that God is supposed to be great and heroic and what not. And that the Devil is some evil sick fuck, but the problem is, the Devil punishes evil people, so what the hell makes the Devil evil? He is just doing God’s dirty work, he is God’s garbage man! Does that mean garbage men are evil. ALL GARBAGE MEN ARE THE DEVIL.
